GAUDAN-IT! THIS DOESN'T HELP!

Reliever Chad Gaudin was released by the Yankees on March 25 after he posted a 8.68 ERA in four spring training appearances with a record of 0-3. He is then signed by Oakland.

What does he do for the scummy A's? He went 0-2 with an 8.83 ERA in 12 appearances and was designated for assignment on May 16 then released on May 21.

Good enough for the Yankees, because Chad is back!

That's right, the Yankees signed this super scrub and added him to the team to replace Boone Logan who was dispatched to SWB.

This makes no sense at all. This is not an improvement.

A CITI FIELD LOVE STORY

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend he met at a Mets game, after having great sex ...

She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ...

Something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,

"Why do you love doing that?"

"Because...she replied...I really miss mine."

BLOGGER SLAMMED BY MLB

This from Andrew Fletcher at "Gravity Always Wins."

One of my favorite Yankees blogs, “IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS… caught,” broke the law.

They were told today by MLB Advanced Media (MLBAM) to stop posting John Sterling audio on its website. That means “there can be no more winwarbles, no more Sterling mash-ups, no more sounds,” author el duque wrote.

All YouTube videos posted by the blog now have this message: “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by MLB Advanced Media.”

I don’t believe in stifling original content, especially in the age we are in today. I also don’t see the harm in what “IT IS HIGH…” was doing. If anything, it’s free publicity for Major League Baseball.

Hopefully the blog will find new ways to share its hilarity. I can’t tell you how many laughs I’ve had listening to their Sterling audio and videos.

Best of luck, guys.

MLB is a joke and we have all heard how thin skinned Sterling is, so this does not come as a shock. Ma needs to tell Pa to get over himself.

DRUNKEN TOAD

GARDENA, Calif. - Former Yankees pitcher Hideki Irabu was arrested for alleged drunken driving in suburban Los Angeles.

Gardena police Lt. Steve Prendergast says Irabu was stopped May 17 when officers saw him drifting outside traffic lanes and nearly colliding with a parked car.

Records show the 41-year-old Irabu, who lives in Rancho Palos Verdes, posted $5,000 bail. - AP

WAKE UP GIRARDI AND CREW!

If the Yankees want to beat Tampa tonight and Thursday, they will need to get their head out of their #%~ first!


That is all.

JOHNSON: 4-6 WEEKS? NO WAY!

Yankees are saying that Nick Johnson is out for 4-6 weeks.

4-6 weeks my * * *!

You can’t come back from wrist surgery that fast, especially this guy.

My guess is that he is done for the year but the Yanks don’t want to broadcast that since they are buyers now.

Once they get a replacement, then you’ll find out that Johnson is done for 2010.