A-MESS ON YES

The "A-Rod" dog and pony show can be seen live on YES / YES-HD today.

WFAN will also carry it. Click here to listen live.

Coverage starts at 1:30 EST, preempting "Mike w/o The Mad Dog" (AKA "Mike'd Up") on both networks.

Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez reportedly will have a "thick pinstriped wall of New York Yankees looking on during his news conference Tuesday, with teammates coalescing around..."

This "pinstriped wall" will consist of teammates old, new and recycled.

Fellow roider Andy Pettitte will be there and so will new Yank 1st sacker Mark Teixeira, who teamed with "A" on the 2003 Texas Rangers team.

"When I see him.... I'm going to give him a big hug and just tell him I'm there for him. I'm going to be a teammate and a friend if he needs one," Teixeira said.

Barf.